smirkin’ laroche 

(dont call her “merkin laroche” either unless you wanna be keelhauled)

the story goes laroche was beddin a particular ladyfriend when her husband walked in at a… less than presentable moment

the wench denied all relations (a hard feat when the relations are right there between ya legs…)

she pushed her out of bed and stood there right angry, babbling like a fool to which laroche just smirked